Calling In Sick, Too Drunk To Drive

I am doing some research on an upcoming series of postings I am working on and came across a CareerBuilder.com survey, Out of the Office 2005.

Wow, some of these you just can’t make up. A couple of my favorites:

"I'm too drunk to drive to work."

"I was walking my dog and slipped on a toad in my driveway and hurt my back."

"I accidentally drove through the automatic garage door before it opened."